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You've seen the movie. You've read the novels. Now, meet the egotistic, self-obsessed weirdo that is... me. (Yes, i am serious. What do you mean, you thought I'd be thinner???)

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Eurovision 2005

This, I'm sorry to say, is going to be a rant, as I've just watched Eurovision and it usually has the same effect on me as I'm sure a hallucinogenic drug would...

Eurovision. Synonymous the world over with the phrase "Let's Vote For The People Who Share Our Political Views". I mean, James Fox is fit! People would totally have voted for the UK last year if SOMEONE (mentioning no names Blair is an ignorant suck-up, Blair is an ignorant suck-up) hadn't gone and INVADED A CERTAIN MIDDLE-EASTERN COUNTRY!!!

OK, you can tell I've been reading Meg Cabot. I just wrote the phrase "James Fox is fit". It's not like he isn't or anything, because I saw him at the Liverpool Empire at Christmas in Jesus Christ Superstar and oh, god he has the nicest arms in the whole of humanity, but COME ON.

I don't have to tell the world that I think that.

So. Eurovision.

I won't bother to watch the results because it is composed entirely of skimpily-dressed European women mispronouncing 99% of the English language whilst saying something which the bookies have known for at least a month now...

So, yeah. As you can see, I'm not exactly Eurovision's biggest fan, but I don't despise it either. I watch it religiously every year, if only the part which contains the actual singing. Besides, it usually ends very educationally.

i.e. me getting out the atlas because I don't know where Bosnia-Herzegovina is.

Or Croatia.

Or Serbia/Montenegro.

Or the difference between Finland, Denmark and Switzerland.

Probably not even Israel.

I know. I need lots more Geography. Obviously Mr Fay is having no effect on my brain.

xxXxx

Didn't really end up being that much to do with Eurovision, did it?

"Man, when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot. I mean, she was steamin'."

"These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real, there's just too much that time cannot erase..."

luv ya! liz

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